And in a shocking turn of events, Elsa digs her key into the side of his pretty, little souled up four wheel drive.
The Beach. Part Two.
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
F I N A L L Y
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
quick shoutout to brooke for being the only person who successfully motivated me to write my history final term paper. but also thanks to casey who sat with me until i wrote “although” on my paper.
what motivates me to attempt to succeed in college is so concerning
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
"Something America does not know about me is that I got a new puppy… and her name is Charlie." [x]