"aj nothing but a number" (my attempt at a google search after my roommate told me to look up "age ain’t nothing but a number" because that’s what i heard)

this is the extent of how allison janney corrupts my brain

09.20.2014 / +5

In the beginning of the movie our dad has died, and I’m in the hospital with [Jane Fonda] and someone has to play our diseased dad.
It was a super nice older guy, who had never done any background acting before. It was literately his first job.
He was like “Oh, I’m recently retired from the garment business and I thought this would be a fun thing to do” 

09.20.2014 / +335 / feynificent

mom, i know you read my text

you have read receipts

pls txt me back k thnx

09.20.2014 / +1

idrinkcoffeeplease replied to your post:IDRINKCOFFEEPLEASE SAID: IT WAS NOT “WITH” ME I…

why is that in caps. This is a misrepresentation of my enthusiasm

I don’t know, I think it’s my blog and it does that to the notes?

09.20.2014 /

IDRINKCOFFEEPLEASE SAID: IT WAS NOT “WITH” ME I WAS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND I’LL FUCK YOU UP BECAUSE YOU KNOCKED CBT NOT “ROXIE.” ALSO NEED I REMIND YOU THAT WE ALL SAT THROUGH THE ENTIRE EVITA SOUNDTRACK EVERY DAY FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS.

I still sat through it. Still, CBT in the movie is like…

Hey now, no one said I had a problem with sitting through CBT & Roxie. I was just telling Tumblr how much I love my roommates and this post will go to show how much they you love me.

09.20.2014 / +1

i love my roommate so much i listen to renee zellweger’s version of “roxie” with her and all i get in return is “I’ll fuck you up”

09.20.2014 / +1

i’m sitting through conner listening to the movie version of the cell block tango, this is how much i love her

yeah send your hate my way and i’ll tell you how i feel about the movie version of chicago

09.20.2014 / +4

applebottomclaudiajeans:

ajwonderland:

(x)

Wait I’m reblogging this again because I just noticed the fact she has an enormous portrait of her dogs on the wall behind her SHE IS THE BIGGEST DORK TO EVER EXIST.

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

Happy Birthday, Stephanie J. Block! [September 19, 1972]

09.19.2014 / +384 / theatregraphics

American Horror Story: Freak show 4x01 “Monsters Among Us”

09.19.2014 / +4730 / lionhendrix / fionagoddess