stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

The West Wing Rewatch
: ‘The State Dinner’ (1x07) Opening

04.22.2014 / +25 / in-this-reverie

Allison Janney’s genuine shock at finding out Hugh Laurie is a L’Oreal Spokesmodel

04.21.2014 / +54 / lisaedelstein
The way they make the family dynamic work in this show is what makes it consistently superb to me. Yeah, it’s embracing misfits, and it’s portraying a family that is devoted to each other and obviously loves one another. But you get some of each of those in other cartoons (and sitcoms); Bob’s Burgers manages to marry those two things perfectly and apply it to the Belchers every week. […] But instead of making the characters into caricatures that grate on the audience and each other, they made them a working family that knows and loves each others’ uniqueness. (x)
04.21.2014 / +4254 / catellyn

babybacalling:

HAPPY 65TH BIRTHDAY TO THE INCOMPARABLE PATTI LUPONE!

"And after all these years and all those experiences, I’ve never wavered from my love and dedication to the craft of acting and the belief in the value theatre holds in our culture. Whether you’re in the audience or on the stage, theatre is eternally transportive and transformational, allowing the soul to breathe and rejuvenate."

04.21.2014 / +511 / luponista / babybacalling

Colin Firth outside the Trump Soho hotel in New York [2014]

04.21.2014 / +132 / merylstreeeps / alanprickman

The West Wing Rewatch
: Favorite Scene from ‘The Crackpots and These Women’ (1x05)
"There, you see how benevolent I can be, when everyone does what I tell them to do."

04.21.2014 / +51 / hellogumdrop / in-this-reverie

playbill:

Happy Birthday Patti LuPone!

Broadway legend Patti LuPone was born on April 21. Find out more about her career in the Playbill Vault.

04.21.2014 / +779 / luponista / playbill

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN ELIZABETH II OF THE UNITED KINGDOM | 21 April 1926

The nation’s grandmother." - Prince Henry of Wales.